The Counterattack Life of the Crazy Salted Fish Teacher

As you can see, I am an ordinary primary school teacher in a third-tier city, married to a woman who sells fish in a market. But I accidentally got three wishes from the Cancer meteor. From now on, I will rely on these three wishes to change my life. How are these three wishes granted? Is it money? Do I want a beautiful woman or to be number one in the world? Don't reshuffle my damn life before I raise this money. Hahahaha, I actually got a bug in my last wish. I have super powers. I don't need Cancer's wish, but what the hell is this system? Every time you use a super power, you have to do a task to trigger the effect. It can't be so stupid, right? There is no channel to recharge money. Who the hell is this? This kind of weird thing made me do some weird actions every time I used my ability. The larger the range of use, the bigger the corresponding rebound. During another mission, I discovered a huge and ulterior secret. There were rare metals underneath our school, and the principal had known for a long time that this metal was used to make mushroom bombs. ! ! ! Important ingredients of….. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.