The Absurd Emperor of Ming Dynasty Has Attributes

I am Zhu Youxiao, the most ridiculous emperor in history. I never went to court for six years in power because I didn't need to go to court. Carpentry is so great, I have a carpentry system, and everything I make has attributes! Look at this wooden sword, it cuts through iron like clay, it really is a divine sword! This wooden crossbow has a range of 500 steps and has armor-breaking properties. Who can stop it? This mandarin duck couch... Well, you can't let others see this, it's for my own use... What's up with the Carpentry Emperor? I'm willing! And I also have a good slave, that is Wei Zhongxian! "Old Wei, I have no money. You must send me one million taels within one month!" "Old Wei, don't you think I have a few beauties?" "Old Wei, the Minister of Rites always says that I am a fool for doing carpentry work. You will catch him and send him to prison tomorrow!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.