The Shinobi World Gets Exposed and Shamed! Everyone Goes Off the Rails!

A live stream of public humiliation descends upon the ninja world, exposing all kinds of cringe-worthy moments right from the start!

Naruto Uzumaki: I called Sasuke "Sasuke" tens of thousands of times in my life?!

Sasuke Uchiha: Whenever I get the urge to do something, I get beaten to a pulp!

Sakura Haruno: The ultimate genjutsu, Cherry Blossom of Heaven? Have I finally caught up with those two?

Minato Namikaze: I died sealing the Nine-Tails.

Hashirama Senju: The Nine-Tails? That thing can kill people?

Hiruzen Sarutobi: I died sealing both of Orochimaru's hands.

Danzo Shimura: ...Don't even get me started. I died sealing a bridge!

The most filial son, Black Zetsu: Madara Uchiha, I have something heartfelt to tell you!

Madara Uchiha: Black Zetsu, you son of a...!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.