Siheyuan: My Words Come True, and I Have Three Thousand Romantic Encounters

Imagine that every word spoken in the courtyard becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, coming true down to the last detail.

He Yuzhu: "Third Uncle, I won't talk to you on New Year's Eve, but on New Year's Day, I'll make sure I piss you off to death."

Xu Damao: "Silly Zhu! If I don't teach you a lesson today, I'll be your grandson!"

Second Aunt: "If I have to rely on you lot, I'll end up starving and begging for food."

Jia Zhangshi: "I'm the biggest burden in this family. I've wanted to die for ages, but I just can't."

Qin Huairu: "Silly Zhu, go out and look for someone. I'll wait for you my whole life!"

He Yuzhu: "What could the boss possibly want with you? At most, he'll ask if you can put on a little movie."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.