I, the Fake Heavenly Master: Feeling My Bones and Crying Online

Name: I, the Fake Heavenly Master: Feeling My Bones and Crying Online
Author: Add Three Tablespoons of Salt

我，冒牌天师：在线摸骨摸哭白露

by Add Three Tablespoons of Salt (盐加三勺)

Status: Completed
Length: 203k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Life
Audience: Male
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

The Celestial Master fortune tellers: face reading, palm reading, bone touching, divination, asking about the future! Bai Lu: Bone touching online? I want to see how you touch your bones through the network cable. Half an hour later, ＞＜, if you touch me there, you have to be responsible. Su Xun's face turned pale, and there were more men than men. Is it dangerous to rape a man? NO! "Master, why does Guanyin's head turn green?" "Friend Bao, this is a warning from God!" "What?" "The night before the wedding, your fiancée went to the hotel to meet her ex." "Master, how is my fortune recently?" A rich second generation asked enthusiastically. "Friends of the water, put your wealth aside for now, I think you have jade syndrome." Su Xun shook his head. "Huh? I don't have a jade?" "Now when you go home, you will find that your girlfriend took out a bigger one than you!" Ten minutes later, netizens in the live broadcast room shouted that it was a needle eye. "Master, what should I do?" "Fast forward to fencing." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.

Reader comments

You will definitely be scolded if you give your daughter away.
18 likes3y ago
Every live broadcast type of fortune-telling is all urban style. Heavenly masters are not real heavenly masters, and real people are not real people. Cheap fortune-telling, self-proclaimed fortune-telling, and live broadcast fortune-telling are all about great misfortune and crisis, without a single good sign. If the ordinary urban world really has the art of divine fortune-telling, it can directly become a holy place in the world, like Taoist Dragon and Tiger Mountain. It's a pity that none of the bad articles written by the street readers know that this is "magic" and study it, and the protagonist is not even a boy. Calculating a few hexagrams in a day is of no use. If you train a group of apprentices to do fortune telling on ordinary trivial matters at the grassroots level and accumulate luck, won't your merit be higher than if you calculated three people in a day? Ridiculously stupid. Don't preach, the protagonist himself is stupid and cheating. At the beginning, the police ask to see the Heavenly Master and explain that there is a way and there must be classics. The protagonist can only play tricks and do nothing else. He forces the protagonist's halo and has no life.
1 like2y ago
Regarding the book "I, the Fake Heavenly Master: Touching the Bones and Crying the White Dew Online" written by Salt and the Three Spoons 071: The koi girl went up the mountain and met the White Immortal who begged for a seal. The villagers' house was actually haunted by the 'White Immortal' causing trouble. (Please subscribe) Chapter review.
3y ago