Officer, I Swear I'm Not Selling Drugs. I'm Selling Blind Boxes

Jiang Yan transmigrates and inherits a small supermarket.

But the only things in stock are rock sugar, white flour, and toy guns, along with unsold dog food, dolls, and counterfeit antiques.

To sell his goods, Jiang Yan comes up with a brilliant idea: blind boxes.

But after working at it for ages, he still can't sell a thing, until a drug addict comes in to buy a blind box.

"How much is the white powder per gram?"

"I only sell blind boxes. 298 each."

"I get it. Is there at least one gram of white powder guaranteed?"

"One gram? There's definitely that much, if not more!"

"More than a gram? Are you even making money?"

"..."

Just as Jiang Yan's white-powder blind boxes become a huge hit among drug addicts,

his toy-gun blind boxes are flying off the shelves among the gangsters,

and his doll blind boxes sell out in every group,

a large group of police officers, military officers, and national security agents bursts in and arrests him.

They announce that Jiang Yan, a major drug lord, crime boss, and traitor, has been captured.

Jiang Yan hurriedly protests, "I was selling blind boxes!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.