Showbiz: A God-Tier Variety Show, Starting with a Haircut Sent in for Testing?

CCTV has joined forces with an investigative team to produce ten seasons of a mysterious variety show. Big-name stars are desperate to get on it!

But when the first season, an investigation into banned drugs, premiered as a livestream, the celebrities couldn't take it!

Zhao Liying: "Why do I have to cut my hair!?"

Dilraba: "What's going on!? I'm scared!"

Yang Mi: "What, we're investigating banned drugs!? Testing samples on-site!?"

Bao Beier: "What if you don't have any hair!? Can they use hair from somewhere else!?"

The entertainment industry is plunged into upheaval. But when the first season ends,

chief director Yu Ye says:

"Get me the list of people who signed up for the remaining nine seasons and then withdrew!"

Season two: Tax Investigation. Season three: Tracking the Sources of Unexplained Wealth. Season four: Mom and Dad, Why Don't You Want Me? Season five: ...

Fans haven't even recovered from the last celebrity scandal, and now N more celebrities have been exposed!

Yu Ye jokes, "Welcome to the variety shows where no one survives! Where Did the Stars Go? The Sewing Machine Band!"...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.