Diary of a Macho Man in the End of the World

My name is Zhang San, and I am a well-known weak scholar from all over the country. For the first time in my life, I failed in the examination and was robbed by horse bandits on my way back. Oddly enough, after they cleaned me up, the bandits were a lot more polite. Not only did they call me brothers, but they also invited me to sit in the village. But after all, I had read a few books and knew that Thirty-Six Stratagems was the best way to go, so I found an opportunity to run first as a courtesy. But now I am running away for my life, not because of these bandits, but because of my unconscious villagers who are greedy for my body. . . . . . This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.