Global: A Reckless Thief Who Robs the Sakura Girls Blind

Name: Global: A Reckless Thief Who Robs the Sakura Girls Blind
Author: Please Call Me Lord Chest Hair

全民：莽夫盗贼，抢哭小樱花

by Please Call Me Lord Chest Hair (请叫我胸毛大人)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 194k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Superpowers
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Faloo

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Luo Yi changed class to a hidden profession: the Thousand-Handed Thief.

From the start, the government recruited him to steal from spies from Little Sakura, but his skills had a tiny little mishap.

Thousand Hands: Theft Fusion Trait: Randomly manifests illusory hands to control targets and seize items on their person or in their inventory.

Thousand Hands Devour Trait: Increases the number of illusory hands, the chance of control, and the damage multiplier.

The Little Sakura spy burst into tears: "You call this a scorched-earth policy?"

And that was only the beginning.

As his abilities mutated, their style went completely off the rails.

Whenever he used Theft, he turned into a "tentacle monster," snatching everything in sight.

Equipment, treasures, skills, attributes...

To grow stronger, Luo Yi took the path of a reckless bandit, and became the nation's most important strategic "nuclear weapon."

Sakura Country: "Please, just let Luo Yi come back. We can't even afford to put food on the table anymore."

Beautiful Country: "What's the point of fighting among ourselves? If you're so tough, send him to steal from the gods!"

God King of Light: "Don't drag me into this. I'm a law-abiding citizen..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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