Global: Bald Healer, Campus Belle Asks Me to Heal Her

The protagonist, Su Ping, is an ordinary high school student at Zihai No. 1 High School in Longguo.

At their eighteenth-birthday coming-of-age ceremony, every student faces a class change.

Others change into all kinds of ordinary jobs, including various lifestyle professions.

But he changes into a cleric.

Basically, he's a healer.

And the most useless kind, too.

Because he has to run into a pack of monsters to cast his skills, he's likely to get beaten up.

And since healing is split among the team, the rewards his teammates can get are pitifully small.

But after awakening his soul talent, his skills turn into poisonous healing.

All healing effects become damage, and their power increases tenfold!

So Su Ping becomes the ultimate boss of all kinds of solo dungeon runs.

The school's beauty, a green-tea girl: "Brother Su Ping, heal me! Ah! Why is my health going down?"

Su Ping: "That's right. My health is going up, after all!"

His buddy: "A Ping, carry me! Help me level up!"

Su Ping: "Call me Dad!"

His buddy: "Oh, adoptive father, please accept this child's bow..."

The Yanks: "Is this useless class the only one Longguo is sending to the national war?"

The next second.

"Why is our commander dead?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.