Traditional Chinese Medicine Reality Show: If I Say You're Sick, You're Sick

In a parallel world, traditional Chinese medicine has fallen into decline and been branded a feudal relic.

Su Chen has studied traditional Chinese medicine since childhood and is invited to appear on a reality show.

The moment he sees a patient, Su Chen says, "Your kidneys are shot."

Chen Hai: "Your kidneys are the ones that are shot!"

When the test results come back, Chen Hai rushes over to Su Chen.

Chen Hai: "Divine Doctor Su, I'm the one who's in trouble. My kidneys are shot. Please save me..."

Su Chen: "Throw him out..."

Ten patients kneel outside the door, begging Su Chen to treat them.

Su Chen keeps the door firmly shut.

"I'm not treating anyone!"

The Little Cherry Blossoms are buying up medicinal herbs on a massive scale.

Su Chen sells them at a high price, then turns around and supplies the herbs to his countrymen at a low price.

The Little Cherry Blossoms: "Who knew Su Chen had over a hundred medicinal herb plantations across the country?!"

Reality show crew: "Our whole point was to promote Western medicine. How did this turn into an ad for traditional Chinese medicine?"

Online trolls: "But we can't find anything to criticize Su Chen for!"

Netizens: "A lesser doctor treats illness, a good doctor treats people, and the greatest doctor treats the nation. Divine Doctor Su is the greatest kind of doctor!"

Viewers: "Divine Doctor Su is so clear-eyed. Please save my life too~"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.