From the Start, Penniless, I Make a Living Telling Fortunes

Lin Hai, a student who failed the college entrance exam, suddenly gains the Life System, which lets him see when others will die and predict their futures! He changes his own life by telling fortunes!

Lin Hai: "Let me read your fortune! The sky's raining and the ground is slippery. What surname does your dad have, and what surname do you have?"

Man: "Master! A true master!"

Lin Hai: "When you go out, you call a car a taxi. Your dad's sister is your aunt, right?"

Man: "Master, you're incredible!"

Lin Hai: "People eat grain, sheep eat grass. You must be younger than your dad!"

Man: "Can't argue with that!"

Lin Hai: "You sit to eat and lie down to sleep. You weren't there when your dad and mom got married, were you?"

Man: "Exactly! Exactly! Exactly!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.