I Told You to Perform Lightness Kung Fu, Not Fly Through the Clouds!

As the times advance, foreign religions flourish while native Taoism declines.

To address this, several major Taoist sects jointly hold a grand Luotian ritual, which is livestreamed across the internet.

A young Taoist follows his master's instructions and agrees to an interview with an online celebrity host.

"Chen Shaoyang, could you demonstrate a bit of Taiji swordsmanship for everyone?"

Chen Shaoyang swings his three-foot Green Edge, sending sword energy crisscrossing through the air and slicing apart a stone pillar nearby.

"Uh... that might just be a special effect. Could you show us some lightness skills instead?"

Chen Shaoyang leaps into the air and flies off into the sky.

His master shouts, "You little rascal, get back here! I told you to show off your lightness skills, not ride the clouds!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.