Siheyuan: I Have Bizarre Pills, and the Whole Courtyard Is Stunned

Chen Qi transmigrates into the world of the Siheyuan and becomes Silly Zhu's younger half-brother.

From the start, he awakens the Perverse Pills System!

Silly Zhu doesn't want me moving into the Siheyuan? I'll turn Silly Zhu into a pig and toss him into the pigsty to eat pig feed!

"Holy crap, what kind of perverse ability is this!"

Silly Zhu: "Bro, can I ask you for a favor? I've been a bachelor for nearly thirty years. Could you turn into a woman so I can have some fun?"

Chen Qi's face darkened on the spot. He gulped down Strength Pills, instantly transformed into a gigantic green giant, and smacked Silly Zhu senseless with one slap!

The whole Siheyuan erupted!

The delicate Lou Xiao'e, the shameless Qin widow, the country bumpkin Qin Jingru, and Jia Zhangshi, Baogen's grandma, all became Chen Qi's dogs. They would agree to any outrageous request, and remarrying was a piece of cake!

Chen Qi was dumbfounded. Am I really this handsome? Am I really this charming?

First Master: "Grandpa Qi, I want a son!"

Second Master: "I want to become an official, a high-ranking official!"

Third Master: "I want money, lots and lots of money!"

Chen Qi: "Get lost, all of you!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.