Showbiz: Sincerity Is My Brand, Then I Boldly Pin Reba to the Wall

The variety talent show I'm a Great Actor, featuring a star-studded panel of mentors, is airing to great fanfare.

Bai Xingjian, who transmigrates to this fine place from a parallel world, cuts through the chaos of the variety show with his sincere attitude.

Feng Xiaopao: “I want to share this contestant’s pain. He’s having such a hard time.”

Zhang Ziyi: “This young actor has a real sense of conviction. He truly believes in what he’s doing.”

The Bearded Producer: “The kid has a gift for acting.”

Song Dandan: “What acting? That’s just his everyday life.”

In a narrow backstage corridor, Reba catches the faint scent of tobacco mingled with cologne on him.

It takes her three seconds to decide that this gentlemanly scumbag before her is her destined one.

Bai’s father: “What kind of disgrace are you bringing on the family? You’ve got trillions in assets waiting to inherit, and you go off to become an actor???”

Bai Xingjian spreads his hands. He’s been this popular ever since he was born.

Reba: “Don’t leave me. I can’t handle this on my own.”

Bai’s father: “Get your ass back here!”

Adults never make choices.

I want the beauties and the fortune!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.