Livestream Fortune-Telling: That's Enough, There's No One Left in Showbiz

After failing to ascend, Lu Yun is reborn as a B-list celebrity.

To earn merit, he starts a livestream fortune-telling business.

"Master, how's my idol's career going?"

Lu Yun scratches his head. "Let's not get into that. But, friend, your idol's family line is about to die out."

"Bullshit!"

Half a day later, the top trending search: #CaiSomeoneGetsAnAbortion#

"Master, how's my favorite actor's love life?"

Lu Yun scratches his head. "Let's not get into that. But, friend, your favorite actor is going to end up on the government payroll."

"Nonsense!"

A day later, an official notice in black and white: #LiSomeoneDetainedForSoliciting#

"Master, I bought something from a streamer. Can you tell if it's genuine?"

Lu Yun scratches his head. "Let's not get into that. But, friend, that product comes with no after-sales service."

"Why not?"

Two days later, an official announcement: #WeiyaTaxEvasion#

Long afterward, netizens look back.

They realize the entertainment industry has become a wasteland!

Celebrities: "Please, stop talking!"

Fans: "Master, have mercy. There's nobody left in entertainment!"

The authorities: "Say more. I love this!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.