Naruto: I Start Doing Stupid Things by Feeding Tsunade Yogurt

He transmigrates to Konoha and becomes Uzumaki Menma.

Bound to a Death-Seeking System, he gets stronger by courting death.

And so Uzumaki Menma begins coming up with all kinds of creative ways to get himself killed.

Konoha, Amegakure, the Pure Land... The legend of Uzumaki Menma is everywhere.

There is a man who would risk his life to steal another man's wife.

He gives Tsunade sour milk, treats Hinata to imported candy, robs Ino and tries to have his way with her, and makes the Mizukage perform a pole dance...

Tsunade: "Actually, Uzumaki Menma's sour milk tastes pretty good."

Hinata: "To help me get the Supreme Loot Box, Menma actually chose... that way to die!"

Ino: "Menma! We agreed you'd steal my virtue, so what do you mean by just taking the money and leaving?!"

Mei Terumi: "Is the pole dance enough? I can do a striptease too..."

Madara: "Do you want to dance too?"

Uzumaki Menma: "Today, we'll settle who's stronger, and who's going to die!"

Madara: "When it comes to courting death, I acknowledge you as the strongest!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.