I’m Leaving with Nothing? Even the Ring Goes to the Husband?

Li Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes an outdoor blogger, only to be pressured by his parents into going on blind dates.

He thought the girls in this world would be reasonable, but it turns out they're even more outrageous.

Girl A: You're here for a blind date, right? You look so old. You must at least have a four-bedroom, two-living-room house and a Mercedes-Benz.

Li Fan: I've got all that, plus an eight-figure bank balance.

Girl A: My mom said the 880,000-yuan bride price is settled. I agree to marry you.

Li Fan: You've asked your questions, right? Then let me ask one: where's the girl I'm supposed to be meeting?

Girl A: That's me.

Li Fan: You're the girl? Damn, are you kidding me? I thought you were Aunt Wang.

Girl B: Aunt Wang told you about my situation, right? I've been divorced. You don't mind, do you?

Li Fan: Divorced? Could you explain exactly what happened?

Girl B: It's simple. The marriage is over, the IUD is out, and I left with nothing.

Li Fan: You left with nothing? Did the guy get the IUD in the settlement too?

Li Fan sets the blind-dating scene straight, and the princesses are left completely rattled.

"It's over. Men have gotten smarter. Where am I going to find a sucker now?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.