From the Start, Dai Xiaomei Calls the Police Right in Front of Me, and My Phone Rings

Li Mo films videos to help promote rural life and unexpectedly runs into Dai Xiaomei, who's livestreaming.

Li Mo looks at the village elder: "Have I ever threatened you?"

Dai Xiaomei: "This guy is awful. He's definitely the village bully!"

She takes out her phone to call the police, but the next second, Li Mo's phone rings!

Li Mo: "Were you the one who called the police just now?"

From then on, the livestream takes a completely different turn.

"The old folks say you shouldn't stand beneath a coconut tree on a windy day, or else... smack!"

"This chicken won't behave. Get the fire going, quick!"

"This fish won't bite and just likes to mess with you. You can't let it get away with that!"

Dai Xiaomei watches and exclaims, "Uncle Mo, I want to join your gang... I mean, your team!"

Then one day, several criminals unexpectedly show up in the village.

Li Mo puts his mask back on and says, "Load your magazines. Heads up, this isn't a drill!"

Netizens: "Holy crap, you're actually Special Police Officer Mo!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.