Showbiz: If You're Uneducated, Don't Write Songs! I Roast the Entire Entertainment Industry

"How much is the Crouching Dragon worth? Your smile is like a rabid dog..."

After transmigrating to a parallel world and becoming one of the judges at a traditional Chinese music gala, Chu Feng nearly throws up as he listens to the so-called "song" onstage.

What kind of nonsensical lyrics are these? How did this awful song become a hit across the entire internet?

Who gave her the nerve to enter the competition?

"What kind of garbage did you write? If you have no culture, don't write songs!"

The whole venue explodes!

"Holy crap! This guy really said it!"

"The ultimate mouthpiece has arrived! I've hated those internet celebrity songs for ages, but I never dared to say it."

But this is only the beginning. Li Caifeng and Hua Zhou, neither of you is getting away.

Once I've finished tearing into the music scene, let's see which lucky person I'll pick next.

Wei Buzudao, Qiufeng Songshuang, Zhan Wu Busheng, Weiwei Yixiao, Zhen Feng Xiangdui, and all the other celebrity jailbirds.

Those who should pay taxes, those who shouldn't be sleeping around, those who take drugs, those who serve as the nation's spiritual eunuchs...

I'll blast every last case of chaos in the entertainment industry! Even celebrities have to pay for their mistakes!

"Ding! Host made Reba cry. Reward: enhanced kidney vitality!"

Chu Feng: "?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.