They Spread Rumors to Kill Me, but My Drop Rate Is 3,000 Times Higher. Even the GM Is Panicking

MMP! Who was it that made one innocent little joke and knocked my fate off course?

The rumor: "Kill me and get 3,000 times the drop rate."

Are you serious?

Why is it so hard for me to become a god?

Mom asked why I was playing games on my knees. Boo hoo hoo

Because I got killed a thousand times from the start.

Mom said, "We all have a duty to care for small animals. Tell them to be kind."

Sure enough, "There's no one like Mom. A child with a mother is a treasure."

Uh... Still, something feels off, but I have no proof.

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