I Made a Lovesick Fool Cry, and the Simps Completely Lost It

“Mentor, I changed her contact name to ‘Typing...’ That way, she’ll be thinking of me every second.”

“Mentor, knock some sense into my lovesick brain! Hit my left hand. I’m keeping my right hand free to send her a 520 red envelope.”

“Mentor, she replied to me on Qixi Festival. Sure, she called me brain-dead, but for those few seconds, she was mine.”

Reborn, Zhang Xiao blocked his goddess and deleted the class beauty!

Be a simp? Not even a dog would do that!

He started livestreaming as a dating coach, brutally knocking some sense into those young simps!

On his first day taking calls from hilarious netizens,

he heard about instant replies, clinginess, bringing breakfast, serving as an ATM, constant updates, instant likes on social media, and booking a couples' room and buying condoms for one's goddess and her boyfriend...

That hilarious netizen had covered every possible way to simp. Zhang Xiao was so furious his face nearly twisted out of shape.

“I wish there were a button right in front of me. I’d press it and make every simp in the world explode on the spot!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.