Please Call Me Your Honor

I'm just an ordinary person. Why are you treating me like this?

Heh! Want to know?

Get down and lick my shoes clean, and I'll tell you... If you won't, I'll make your daughter lick them clean for you.

Hahaha!

No, no, no! Who are you? Where am I?

“Oh! I'm the Judge, of course! Don't you recognize me?”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.