Rules-Based Horror Has Arrived, and My Girlfriend Tells Me to Eat More Chives

When He Xu woke up, he found a beautiful woman in pajamas beside him, her back turned as she peeled an apple.

He rolled over and found a note:

Welcome to the world of strange tales. Here, you play Chen Jing's boyfriend.

Please note:

1. Your girlfriend only likes white pajamas. If she's wearing red pajamas, be careful.

2. Don't let the apple peel fall on the floor.

3. You don't like chives.

4. The toilet is broken.

5. Don't reject your girlfriend's love.

He Xu, who had awakened a "say the opposite" System from the start, immediately pulled off a series of mind-blowing moves:

"My girlfriend looks gorgeous in red pajamas. I have to give her a kiss!"

"In a hurry, out in a hurry. Flush after using the toilet, and keep things sanitary!"

"Chives are good for men. Eat lots of them!"

The audience was stunned!

But He Xu took the strange tales in stride and settled into a sweet life with his beautiful girlfriend!

He Xu's secret: When a woman says no, she means yes!

Heh, I don't tell just anyone~

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.