What a Pathetic Old Man, Making a Princess Cry at KTV

Li Youzhi transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes an old-man livestreamer, activates the Senior Citizen System, and joins a show featuring the most versatile streamers around.

Unwilling to back down, Li Youzhi takes on missions from a rather "criminal" System. Completing them earns him skills, but soon the police are watching him.

Ding! Host, invite five hostesses to a KTV and make them cry to receive a Silver Chest.

Li Youzhi: "???"

Ding! Host, go fishing by the river. Don't react to anything you see while you're there to receive a Black Chest.

Li Youzhi: "???"

Ding! Host, go to your neighbor Wang's house and pick the lock for his wife to receive a Gold Chest.

Li Youzhi: "???"

Then the police show up and say, "You're really asking for trouble!"

Good grief! This System is a real pain in the neck!

Viewers think he's sharing his retirement life, but he keeps showing off one skill after another in ever more creative ways.

"Is this guy trying to make me laugh to death so he can inherit my Huabei balance?"

"No, if I laugh to death, I can be buried right next to him."

"How does this old man have so many skills? Is he some kind of prodigy?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.