After the World Became a Wasteland, I Ruled All Worlds on Earth

"What's so bad about this? At least we can still ride around looking for a wife."

"If you want to be a donkey, go be one yourself. I want to be a great hero who saves humanity."

"Did you look in the mirror before you left?"

"I did. Still handsome as ever."

"Aren't you embarrassed? Do you have no shame?"

"As if you have any shame yourself."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.