The Nurse Asked Which Eye I Wanted Eye Drops In. I Said, My Butt Eye

Lin Mo transmigrates to a parallel world, where he becomes a small-time streamer and gains the Tough-Guy Streamer Contrarian System.

The System's missions begin. Today's livestream mission: Go drink at a bar. No matter how the bartender mixes your drink, take a sip and say it's still not quite right!

Lin Mo: …

Today's livestream mission: Race cars on Mount Akina. No matter how fast your opponent says they'll go, claim you can go faster!

Today's livestream mission: Play table tennis in a wheelchair against an old man at the gym. After shutting him out, say you didn't play your best!

Today's livestream mission: Run a marathon. Beat the professional favorite to win, then ask if he forgot to eat breakfast!

Fine, Lin Mo can just about put up with all that, until one day...

Today's livestream mission: Go to the hospital to buy eye drops and ask a nurse to put them in for you. When she asks if it's your left eye, say no. When she asks if it's your right eye, say no. When she asks which eye you mean, say your asshole!

Lin Mo: ???

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.