Siheyuan: I Just Want to Lie Flat, but They Insist on Adding Me to the Chat Group

Wu Shengli transmigrates to a siheyuan and discovers that the courtyard's vile residents have seized his family property. The Host froze to death.

By chance, he gains heaven-defying comprehension.

Being a fitter is nothing special. I taught myself and reached Level 8!

Being a chef is nothing special. I'm already Level 1!

He thought this was a perfect start, but unexpectedly, he gets pulled into a chat group spanning different dynasties!

Lao Ai of Qin: Learn this one trick from me, and you'll have a skill that works everywhere!

Hua Tuo of the Eastern Han: Young man, you have an extraordinary build. You could inherit my medical arts!

Bai Zhantang of Ming: I'll teach you lightness skills and acupoint techniques, and turn you from half a pound of scrap iron into eight ounces of gold!

Gao Wuniang of Tang: Oppa~ Let's open a gold mine. We'll be rolling in money!

Zhao Ji of Song: Make way, everyone. I shall teach him my Slender Gold calligraphy!

Qin Huairu: Wu Shengli is great in every way, but he does take a little too long...

Teacher Ran: Remember to come to my place for tutoring tonight!

Lou Xiao'e: Shengli, I want to be your first woman!

Yi Zhonghai: Shengli, stop picking on Da Mao all the time. Throwing your weight around in the courtyard isn't a good thing.

"Get lost. Who are you to lecture me? Careful, or I'll jab your acupoints!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.