I Fled to America to Become a Prison Guard, Taking Bribes for Thirty Years

Su Huirun moves to the States and applies for a job as a trainee prison guard, gaining a Kickback System for Bribery and Embezzlement.

As long as it involves embezzlement or bribery, he gets ten times the money back.

"Sir, how much to sneak a flight attendant into the prison?"

Su Huirun: "Flight attendants are a waste of your life force. Three hundred bucks, not a cent less."

Extorted $300. The System returns $3,000, now credited.

"Su, my car broke down. Put down $20,000 for a new engine on the expense report."

Su Huirun: "You might not know this, but the engine broke because I poured water into the gas tank."

Embezzled $20,000. The System returns $200,000, now credited.

"Su, my husband is the warden. He does whatever I say."

Su Huirun: "Ma'am, I'll get you the full set: a watch, a necklace, and a diamond ring."

Bribed $500,000. The System returns $5 million, now credited.

Half a year later, Su Huirun expands the prison to lock up more criminals.

Three years later, New York City has been drained dry by corruption.

Ten years later, the entire United States' annual GDP has vanished without a trace.

Thirty years later...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.