Pokemon: My Pokemon Have Heaven-Defying Comprehension

I admit, you're powerful. But what if, and I mean what if, I started with heaven-defying comprehension, was born into a wealthy merchant family, figured out how to train Pokemon, and helped my Pokemon unlock the full potential of their abilities and moves?

Then what if I used the Dance of Flight to catch Groudon, taught Buzzwole to flex its back muscles, kidnapped Cosmog, made a deal with the Blinding One, and finally took on the side job of being a real hero? How would you handle that?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.