You Treat Me Like a Leek, So I'll Short the World's Financial Markets

Chen Yi is reborn ten years in the past, right at the scene where he was set up by a woman who tried to frame him.

He's about to face prison and a life of being harvested like a leek.

He awakens the Leek Self-Rescue System, takes revenge on those who framed him, joins an investment bank, plays the stock market, and shorts the global financial system.

Toyota wants to compete with me for market share? I'll make the yen crash until it's worth as much as Zimbabwean dollars.

Apple steals user data? I'll ban you worldwide, because I control all the semiconductor metals.

The United States bans oil exports to China? I'll short the Federal Reserve and let you experience the fifth Great Depression.

The Russian president: "Young Master Chen, our Russian girls are tall and fair-skinned."

The French prime minister: "Boss Chen, our French charm is utterly intoxicating."

Gao Yuanyuan: "Big Brother, does this little lace camisole look good on me?"

Liu Yifei: "My dream man, I'm a great cook. Come over to my place for dinner tonight!"

Zhao Liying: "Yi Yi, I'm much sweeter than those foreign girls in Hollywood!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.