You Treat Me Like a Leek, I'm Shorting World Finance

Chen Yi was reborn at the scene where he was jumped by an immortal ten years ago. He is about to face jail time and a life of being cut like a leek. Awaken the Leek self-rescue system, take revenge on the framers, join an investment bank, play stocks, and short the world's finances. Toyota competes with me for market share? Directly let the Japanese yen fall into the Zimbabwe dollar. Pingguo steals user information? I will block you globally because I control all semiconductors and metals. Ugly country issues oil ban on China? I'm shorting the ugly Fed to give you a taste of the Fifth Great Depression. President Mao: Mr. Chen, our Mao sister is high and white. Prime Minister of China: Boss Chen, our French style is very fascinating. Gao Yuanyuan: Brother, does my little lace suspender look good? Liu Tianxian: My god, my cooking is very delicious. Why don't you come to my house for dinner tonight~ Zhao Yingbao: Yi Yi, she is much sweeter than the foreign girls in Hollywood! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.