A Talisman-Drawling Streamer Calls Down Lightning Live, and the Nation Begs Me to Step Up

Chen Feng, who has transmigrated, inherits a feng shui shop on Fortune-Telling Street.

Besides offering feng shui consultations, the shop sells yellow talismans, Five Emperor Coins, feng shui dragon pearls, and other trinkets, all basically scams.

In modern society, hardly anyone believes in that stuff. Business is so bad the shop can barely afford its electricity bill. Chen Feng is ready to close up for good when he unexpectedly activates the Talisman Grandmaster System.

And so, a livestream channel where he draws talismans online is born.

Yellow talismans turn into paper cranes, a single talisman makes flowers bloom everywhere, talismans that cure terminal illnesses, paper effigies that can carry coffins... One miraculous talisman after another appears.

The whole internet goes wild!

Celebrities like Yang Mi and Dilraba, wealthy moguls like Ma Yun and Bill Gates, military bigwigs, and royal princesses all come knocking for talismans.

With a severe drought in Sichuan, the meteorological bureau asks Chen Feng to step in. He offers up a rain-summoning talisman, and heavy rain pours down for three days and three nights.

Meteorological Bureau: Master Chen, please collect your talisman! We're going to have a flood!

Ghosts haunt the Palace Museum, and neither the purple-robed celestial master nor the Buddhist monks can suppress them. The state calls on Chen Feng to help.

One lightning-summoning talisman purges the evil spirits, one giant-sword talisman brings down the Statue of Liberty, and three fire talismans wipe out the Sakura Shrine...

The world falls silent.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.