Dad’s Partner Ran Off, So Six-Year-Old Me Became His Straight Man

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Su Hang became the six-year-old son of a crosstalk comedian.

His cheap dad was so bad at crosstalk that his partner packed up and ran away in the middle of the night. Now his dad was about to be out of work.

Just then, Su Hang awakened the Art Master System. At six years old, he decided to go onstage and be his dad's straight man.

Onstage.

Dad: I went to a classmate's house to hang out, and his mom suddenly came home. How should I greet her to be polite?

Su Hang: You go take a shower. I'll put the kid to sleep.

Dad: Then tell me, if you accidentally trip and fall on the road, how can you make it less embarrassing?

Su Hang: Easy. Crawl all the way to the Potala Palace, knocking your head on the ground as you go!

Dad: ...Let me ask you this. If you found a magic lamp at the beach, what would you do?

Su Hang: What else? Crush it flat and put it in a woven bag!

Hahahahaha!

The audience burst into laughter, their cheers thunderous.

Facing the waves of applause, Su Hang smiled and pressed his hands together:

"The river blooms redder than fire at sunrise. Don't just clap, send me a tip!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.