Zhang Xiaodao is an ordinary college student. After QQ updates, he's pulled into a trade group for the Three Realms and becomes the closed-door disciple of the Tongtian Jiaozhu. From then on, his life becomes a lot more colorful. The King of Hell wants delicious food? How about some spicy latiao! Little Nezha wants AD calcium milk? Trade him some dragon meat! Second Brother wants beautiful women? Send him some adult videos! Chang'e wants sexy lingerie? Oh dear, that's a tricky one. Let me come over in person and take your measurements first. One song, Little Apple, and the underworld is ablaze with square dancing! Spicy crayfish takes the worlds of Heaven, Earth, and Man by storm...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
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