In the Chat Group, I Drifted Out of Contact

Waterfall Cave Monkey: "Five hundred years! A full five hundred years!! How do I break free of the Five-Finger Mountain that old Tathagata set up to trap me?!!"

An Yun: "It's easy. Just roar at the heavens: 'I want the sky to never cover my eyes again... Let it all vanish into smoke!'"

Great Sage Equal to Heaven: "Thanks to the group leader, I managed to defeat the Jade Emperor, drive Tathagata away, and become the Great Sage Equal to Heaven like I always wanted!"

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Leaf Village Orphan: "What should I do? My best friend is joining the forces of evil to get stronger?!"

An Yun: "If you haven't broken his legs, how can you call him your best friend?"

Fifth Hokage: "Thank you, group leader. I did what you said, and not only managed to keep my best friend, but also became the Fifth Hokage."

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Ye Hei: "A dark upheaval is underway, the Supremes have emerged, and the world is about to be devastated. I'm online asking my powerful group friends for help!"

An Yun: "It doesn't matter. I'll handle it."

Heavenly Emperor Ye: "The group leader suppressed all our enemies with a wave of his hand, helping me break the curse and become an Emperor through the Dao of Power!"

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