Showbiz: My Simp Diary Is Exposed, but I'm Clearly a War Wolf

One day, major news broke on Weibo.

Lu Bai's diary of fawning over women was exposed, and everyone discovered that this guy had been pursuing thirty female celebrities at the same time!

Every line was a textbook example of simping!

The whole internet dubbed him the ultimate simp!

A talent show.

Lu Bai took the stage and sang a song. Yang Mi, one of the women he had been fawning over, was instantly moved to tears.

Yang Mi: You haven't fawned over me for two days. I'm not used to it!

Lu Bai: I forgot. I've been fawning over too many people lately. Wait your turn!

Yang Mi: Can I book you for tomorrow?

Dilraba: Sister Mi, I booked him for tomorrow. You can have him the day after!

Yang Ying: Sorry, he's mine the day after that. He hasn't fawned over me for three days. I haven't been able to eat or sleep, and I've been so miserable.

Bai Lu: Lu Bai, I'll buy you a car. Can you let me cut in line?

Netizens: Fawn over one woman and you're a dog, fawn over ten and you're a wolf! Lu Bai's a whole war wolf! We're witnessing the rise of the simp!

As one song after another came out, the female stars began fawning over Lu Bai instead.

The female stars: Foreign celebrities are coming to fawn over Lu Bai too? Get in line!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.