Stationed Abroad in Eagleland, I Get a Causality Weapon from the Start

Lin Jing transmigrates to a parallel world and takes a job at the Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs, where he is posted to the Chinese Consulate General in Houston, Eagle Sauce.

By chance, he awakens a causality System that can randomly grant him weapons of causality.

The more turmoil his use of these weapons causes in the world, the greater his System rewards.

But the weapons of causality he gets seem a little... unconventional.

One can provide a 100% accurate answer to any question.

One can slap someone on the other side of a screen.

One makes everyone insult you the moment you speak.

Wait, is this really what weapons of causality are supposed to be like?

As it turns out, Lin Jing finds all sorts of creative uses for them.

Mother Earth: Stop asking! I really don't know!

Too Reliable: Stop slapping me! Stop!

Only later does Lin Jing discover that this world is far more complicated than he ever imagined...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.