My Master Is Wuhu Shen, So Why Are You All Losing It?

In the S13 season, EDG mid laner FoFo is caught up in controversy and can't play, so Lin Wei, the Wuhu God apprentice, steps in as a substitute!

Zhu Kai: You have only one task: don't die in lane, and protect Uzi at all costs!

But once the match begins, things take a strange turn.

Two orbs, one card, Veigar in a green hat! The Corki farms, the Ziggs defends the turret!

Lin Wei, equipped with a bizarre System, unveils a style of play like nothing anyone has seen before!

Scout: Wait! He couldn't even last-hit a minion just now. How did he suddenly become godlike?

Doinb: How can this guy play so badly and look so cool at the same time?

Faker: Lowest damage taken and highest damage dealt every game. Are all the passengers in the LPL like this?

Xiaohu: His master Wuhu God went 0/17/2. How does he get to go 17/0/2?

Sangui: I don't know either! I didn't teach him that! I want to learn too!

At Lin Wei's retirement ceremony ten years later, a group of pro players look at his long list of achievements and completely lose it!

"Who the hell called this rookie a useless deadweight back then? Show yourself!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.