Siheyuan: Reborn as He Yuzhu, with You Fengxia as My Wife

In his previous life, Silly Zhu was bled dry by Qin Huairu. He raised someone else's children, supported someone else's mother, and provided for someone else's old age. Yet after he spent just one extra dime on groceries, Bang Geng kicked him out of the house. He froze to death beneath a bridge, his body torn at will by stray cats and dogs…

Thankfully, Heaven took pity on him and gave Silly Zhu a second chance at life, along with the Freedom in Life System.

In this life, he won't let anyone hold morality over him, be someone else's sucker, or get taken for a fool!

Everything he didn't do, wanted to do, or was afraid to do in his previous life, he'll do it all this time around.

Why be a cook? He'll become an official, a department head, even a factory director!

What about liking married women? That's all nonsense. He only wants first-hand goods, and the naughtiest first-hand goods at that. Get it?

Many years later.

A group of courtyard house beasts huddle together, whispering about the incredible stories of how Silly Zhu can do anything and has connections everywhere.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.