Livestreaming Myself and My Daughter Eating a Blue-Ringed Octopus Raw Sets the Internet Ablaze

A seemingly ordinary livestream of a man eating while looking after a child explodes in popularity the moment blue-ringed octopus sashimi appears on screen.

Every livestream after that gives viewers a whole new understanding of death-defying broadcasts.

Comments from viewers:

"This guy is seriously impossible to kill!"

"I don't mean to brag, but I watched him drive his car straight through a tornado!"

"You probably won't believe this, but he competed with a crocodile in a death roll and spun it around with his bare hands until it got dizzy!"

"A five-step snake bit him, but he killed it in four steps and cooked it into soup in five!"

"Everyone says the guy who soloed a giant pineapple is incredible, but this guy caught a golden eagle barehanded and even gave us a panoramic livestream from the sky!"

"Hey, hey, hey, when are you going to open up that giant panda? I'll be the little darling's ride! I'm ready!!!"

The livestreams of this father and daughter have sparked a craze across the entire internet, even around the world. At the same time, women across the internet have started clamoring to be the little darling's stepmother.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.