Sending Bad Habits to America: Hawking Raises a Toast, Messi Offers a Cigarette

Su Yue transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the head of the Eagle Sauce nation's tax agency, where he awakens a System.

As long as he throws the Eagle Sauce nation into chaos and makes a complete mess of it, he'll receive generous rewards.

Sports, entertainment, daily life, industry, the military...

Su Yue decides to spread all the bad habits people hate across every level of the Eagle Sauce nation, plunging the entire country into turmoil.

The NBA is fun to watch, right?

From now on, every player has to give gifts to be allowed on the court.

Even LeBron has to slip someone two packs of Huazi if he wants to play!

Your technology is ahead of everyone else's, huh?

Make Hawking stand up and raise a glass to me, or this project won't get any funding.

Workers love getting off at four every day, huh?

Here comes the 996 blessing: work overtime until late every night. I'll keep you so exhausted and frantic that you'll still be too slow for my liking!

Hollywood movies are thrilling, huh?

Set up the Light and Fixed Bureau to review them. No kissing in any film. Cut every single scene, no exceptions!

A few years later, on a street in the Eagle Sauce nation:

"Hello, sir..."

"Call me comrade!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.