I Was Just Getting My Feet Washed, So Why Did the Vice Squad Arrest Me?

Xiao Bai is a man with unbelievably bad luck!

Whenever he goes out with cash, he loses it.

When he buys instant noodles at the supermarket, there's probably no seasoning packet.

He can walk down an alley, stumble upon a murder scene, and get taken away as a suspect.

And today, he was going to a foot massage parlor to relax with a good soak. Instead, the police raided the place, and he was arrested on the spot.

What on earth did he do to deserve this?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.