Showbiz: I Join a Dating Show, and Bai Lu Chases Me for Ten Blocks

He transmigrates into the body of a washed-up D-list celebrity, someone with nothing going for him except his looks, and uses a System to unlock all kinds of bizarre skills.

During a livestream, he opens an entire residential complex with a packet of instant noodles.

He never expected the dating show Love You a Little More to invite him on to stir up publicity with Le Ba.

Then the sweet romance show's tone suddenly takes a strange turn.

“Question: What thing is big, long, and lasts a long time?” I suspect you're up to something, but I have no proof.

“We asked you to play an escape room, and you're a natural at picking locks and slipping through doors.”

“They're holding a banquet in the village. You're over here pretending to slaughter a pig with one hand and butcher an ox with the other.”

“We asked you to experience rural life, and you're sneaking into a free funeral feast to chant the Great Compassion Mantra.”

“Other celebrities take girls for a spin in a Maserati or an Aston Martin. You ride around on a shared bike with Bai Lu, singing folk songs.”

The dating show is about to end.

Bai Lu chases me down ten streets, insisting she wants to marry me.

Le Ba cries and begs me to take her back.

The big secret: Husband!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.