Naruto: It All Began with One Night of Heavy Drinking

Transmigrated into the world of Hokage, he was unlucky enough to become a powerless orphan commoner in an age of war.

Just when he thought his story was over before it even began, the Slacker System activated!

Rin: "Night Li is so handsome and strong, ehehe."

Kushina: "I don't want to be your master’s wife. I want to be..."

Tsunade: "So this is what it feels like to fall for someone, little brother Ye Li."

Shimura Danzō: "How can he be this strong? With one finger, he could wipe out every ninja in Root, including me, even though I possess Izanagi."

Madara Uchiha: "Impossible! Even after fusing with Hashirama Cells, I can't withstand a single blow from him."

One day, everyone in the shinobi world witnessed it:

A man as ethereal as an immortal.

One man, one sword.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.