In Konoha, Big Sister Tsunade, I'm Going to Lie Flat

Unable to find meaning in life, Xiao accidentally arrives in the Hokage world and begins his own legendary story.

There's the passionate Tsunade, the tender Snake Aunt, and the life-indifferent Grandma Kaguya, along with the mischievous Kushina Uzumaki and the socially savvy Uchiha Mikoto.

Since Xiao's love is limited, they often fight over their small share of it.

And so a pyramid structure takes shape: the first tier gets the most love, followed by the second tier. Quality matters more than quantity. Xiao's favorite is the perfect all-rounder, followed by ninjas with distinctive talents.

A top student in theory, Xiao likes to pose as a prophet and guide lost souls wherever he goes. He even struts around Konoha. With such an impressive lineup, who would dare touch him? A little Nine-Tails on his left, Uchiha on his right, Tsunade and Snake Aunt behind him, and the faintly visible Kaguya Otsutsuki: the advantage is mine!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.