As the Abbot, I Take the Whole Monastery to the Brothels to Cultivate Our Minds

"Learned the Joyous Zen Sutra"

"Diamond Indestructible Divine Skill"

"Beast Taming Art"

Everyone transmigrates to a wuxia world, where Xiao Yao becomes a young novice monk.

The first thing he does after transmigrating is head to a brothel.

Who could have guessed that he wouldn't even make it inside, yet somehow gives everyone in the brothel a stomachache?

He breaks the five Buddhist precepts, gets fifty strokes of the staff, and is expelled from his sect.

Burning with resentment, Xiao Yao puts croton seeds in the cooking pot, giving everyone in the temple a stomachache.

But just as he's about to leave, he unexpectedly becomes the temple's abbot.

Thus begins the rise of a demon monk who lives by the motto, "Wine and meat pass through my guts, but Buddha remains in my heart."

Xiao Yao: "This humble monk's dharma name is Wang Cang. Cang is the surname of a lovely woman who kept me company through countless lonely nights."

Xiao Yao: "This humble monk wanders through fields of flowers, and comes away covered in petals!"

"Abbot, men and women have always been kept apart. How can you bring all these nuns back to the temple?"

"Abbot, my stomach's upset today. I don't want any more wine or meat. Could I have something light instead?"

The Demon Sect's holy maiden, righteous heroines, Miaojiang witches...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.