Calling a Rat a Duck: I Am the Zhao Gao of Our Time

He becomes the principal of a vocational college, but his goal is to turn it into a holy destination for students around the world?

Zhao Gao says this is a hellish start from the get-go.

And on the very first day, the school is exposed for serving food containing a rat's head.

Choose not to be human, and you can get super technology?

So he has no choice but to call in every favor and pull every string he can.

He declares that it's a duck neck.

The internet users aren't buying it, but once I unleash my army of expert professors, what can you do about it?

"That's right, it's a duck neck."

All the experts say in perfect unison.

With all kinds of animal-loving influencers and media spin on their side,

they manage to muddle through it in the end.

What?

Now the school is exposed for girls bullying girls? A boy stands up for what's right, only to get berated?

Good heavens!

Zhao Gao has no choice but to call a girl a boy.

Fortunately, the internet has no memory and can't think for itself.

I'll just keep spinning things however I want. Worst case, it'll all blow over in ten days or half a month, and we can recruit students as usual next year.

Just watch me, Zhao Gao, show you how good I am at turning black into white.

It's all for the good of our country, so you'll just have to suffer for it.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.