You Got Drunk and Ran Over My Car, and Now You Want to Repay Me with Yourself? Please!

Meng Yibai gets a Super Drop Rate System.

By chance, he accidentally crushes an ant.

Ding! Congratulations, you’ve scored a Lamborghini Veneno.

And so,

he drives the Veneno to a class reunion.

At the end of the gathering, he spots scratches on his Lamborghini Veneno and instantly flies into a rage.

Li Xue: Classmate, I know I was wrong. Could I marry you and make it up to you with myself?

Meng Yibai, furious enough to laugh, ultimately pulls out his phone and calls the police.

After that:

Kill a chicken: score singing, dancing, and rap skills.

Kill a sparrow: score a Golden-Winged Great Peng egg.

Foreign space shuttle: God, help us! There’s a giant golden dragon coiled around the outside of the craft.

Foreign aircraft carrier: Oh my God, a sea turtle has lifted us into the air!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.