I'm a Security Guard at Nantianmen: I Offended Every God in Heaven

I just wanted to lie flat and coast through life, so I became a security guard!

You're sending me to be a guard at Nantianmen? And giving me the universe's strongest security System?

From the start, I get the Thousand-Mile Eye and offend the Seven Fairies, Taibai Jinxing, Nezha, Erlang Shen...

I catch little demons and sweep away fiends until every monster trembles at the sound of my name?

I stir up the New Journey to the West... and share in the great fortune of Taoism!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.